Showing posts with label typewriter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label typewriter. Show all posts

Thursday, July 28, 2011

R.I.P., Typewriter



From the Atlantic Magazine comes this sad bit of news that the typewriter will no longer be produced, with the recent shutdown of the last typewriter factory in the world - in India.

A company called Godrej and Boyce sold 50,000 typewriters a year until the early 1990's. Up until 2009, it still produced up to 12,000 units, serving courts, the military, and other government offices. That inventory went down to 200 before the shutdown, the lowest point for a company that had been around for 6 decades.

Goodbye, Typewriter. While pressing the backspace key several times to type Joyce Kilmer's poem Trees into the shape of a Christmas tree (see related post here) is an utterly useless skill nowadays, I still appreciate the things I learned from my old manual ribbon typewriter: (1) You taught me that something so small, like my pinky, can gain strength - with exercise. (2) You taught me that mistakes leave scars with the occasional whiter speck on my paper where the liquid paper blots were. (3) When I typed too fast and pressed several keys simultaneously and the typebars got tangled, you taught me that if we don't take turns, nobody gets a good turn and nothing gets done. (4) You taught me about the importance of personal space which your carriage return so demandingly required. And finally, (5) you taught me that I CAN fix things myself - by pushing down the typebars that get entangled with impatient typing, or by reinserting the ribbon on its hook when suddenly my paper turns blank despite my perfect typing strokes. In fact, all the fix-it learning I got from other things was to depend on a bang here or there. You, dear typewriter, taught me that I can understand how something like you works, making it easy for me to fix you.

You taught me several life lessons and it's sad that you are now officially endangered species. Makes me look forward to catching a glimpse of you at my next government office visit. Rest in peace, dear old Typewriter.

Photo from Kate Spade.



Sunday, July 3, 2011

dear immigration officer


Three years ago, I was traveling every 2-3 weeks for work so I booked a lot of time at the immigration lines at our airport. I noticed that what was taking so long was the typing. Every immigration officer typed with only their index fingers! Imagine what a typing class for immigration officers would do for travelers!

So (assuming typing has not been rendered obsolete by the machine-readable passports these days)...

Dear Immigration Officer,

Please enroll yourself in a typing class. It's really easy! Just a few days of your typing teacher chanting "A - S - D - F.  A - S - D - F.  A - S - D - F." and you will be typing passport data without even having to look at the keys! You will even learn to type Joyce Kilmer's poem Trees into the shape of a Christmas tree as part of your centering lesson!
I
think
that I shall
never see a poem
as lovely as a tree. A tree

Now wouldn't that be a useful skill for when you pretend the alignment button on your paragraph toolbar doesn't work?

Oh, the things you learn in school in the 90's! I wonder if they still teach this today? If they do, ooohh! I can see another letter brewing... Dear Typing Teacher...

Photo from Kate Spade